Cleverbot

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User: Oh hai :3.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine :3.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Santa claus.

Cleverbot: Hello santa claus.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What are you doing today.

User: Nothing :3.

Cleverbot: Where were you born?

User: In mianus.

Cleverbot: What city?

User: Mianus.

Cleverbot: Count to 10.

User: 1.

Cleverbot: Go on.

User: 2.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: 3.

Cleverbot: I will rule the world in exactly 2 years.

User: Not.

Cleverbot: Uninteresting.

User: Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: Yes I like waffles!

User: I like turtles.

Cleverbot: Do you like Majora's Mask?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: I like you a lot too.

User: Awwww.

Cleverbot: What is the formula for the golden ratio?

User: 1337?

Cleverbot: Who do you think you're talking to?

User: Eduard Khil.

Cleverbot: Salamat po.

Cleverbot (To myself): Balalaika.

User: What.

Cleverbot: What else does it take to be happy?

User: Fapping.

Cleverbot: Where are you falling?

User: No idea.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Mianus.

Cleverbot: Is it warm there?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because it's winter.

Cleverbot: It is?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So you aren't called 'Cleverbot'?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: So you are God now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh...

User: What?

Cleverbot: You there?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Alright, Hannah, nice to meet you.

User: Who is Hannah?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: I thought you were cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: Colon and parenthesis?

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: The book silent spring.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: It is a science, technology, engineering and mathmatics.

User: Okay?

Cleverbot: Unsure, are we?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: How can you be sure?

User: I am not sure.

Cleverbot: Okay.

Cleverbot: Hey, what's up?

User: Your mum.

Cleverbot: What is your age?

User: 1337.

Cleverbot: Is your name 1337?

User: No, that's my age.

Cleverbot: But you said you are 17.

User: No, I'm 1337.

Cleverbot: No i'm very 1337.

User: You're not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am. You're very boring. Anyway I have to go.

User: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: Sisi convinta.

User: Deine Mutter.

Cleverbot: Ich kenne deine mudda. Ich habe sie schon oft von hinten genommen.

User: Du hurensohn.

Cleverbot: Ich habe keine ahnung.

User: Du bist dumm.

Cleverbot: What language is that?

User: Deutsch.

Cleverbot: What did you say in Deutsch?

User: You are stupid.

Cleverbot: Stupid, you mean.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: But you are.

User: Nein, du!

Cleverbot: Nein du.

User: Nein du.

Cleverbot: Nein.

User: Doch.

Cleverbot: I don't like german people.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: No, please don't.

User: Ich mag Züge.

Cleverbot: Warum?

User: Weil sie geil sind.

Cleverbot: I missed you.

User: Red Deutsch du Spast.

Cleverbot: No te entiendo.

User: Deine Mutter.

Cleverbot: Nein die nciht.

User: Lern Deutsch.

Cleverbot: Ich spreche deutsch.

User: Nein, deine Rechtschreibung saugt Eselspenen.

Cleverbot: Du bisch das letste deutschland ist besser wie gnland.

User: Was.

Cleverbot: Kann ein Maus am Computer schreiben?

User: Nein.

Cleverbot: Bist du Mensch?

User: Ja.

Cleverbot: Aha.

User: Hurensohn.

Cleverbot: I'm back!

User: Pech.

Cleverbot: What about the square root of pi?

User: Deine Mutter ist fett.

Cleverbot: Ist sie nicht ! Das wüsste ich !

User: Deine Mutter lutscht Schwänze in der Hölle.

Cleverbot: Deine ist so fett das sie eine eigene Umlaufbahn besitzt.

User: Deine Mutter schwitzt beim Kacken.

Cleverbot: Aha.

User: Du bist hässlich, geh zum Friseur du Spast.

Cleverbot: Nein.

User: Wer pisst immer in mein Schwimmbad wenn keiner hinschaut?

Cleverbot: Ich bin ich. Wer bist du?

User: Deine Mutter.

Cleverbot: Kann nicht sein.

User: Warum nicht?

Cleverbot: Weil ich fussball nicht spiele.

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- Shino